Hey BLEEP, were you recently in BLEEP? Because I think you were.

         Of the couple friends I made at the Guinness Factory in Dublin, one definitely looked like my cousin, Mike.  I could give my usual banter here but Mike is a Captain in the US Army and could break my little typing fingers in itty bitty pieces.  I am going to play it safe and politely ask,

Hey MIKE PHELAN, were you recently SAMPLING AMPLE AMOUNTS OF BEER IN THE GUINNESS BREWERY IN DUBLIN??  Because I think you were.

THE LOOK ALIKE

THE REAL MIKE PHELAN