Thursday, September 15, 2011

God, we hate Sri.

NOORDWIJK, NETHERLANDS
AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS


Our missing amiga, Sri
          Always great to see a familiar face in Amsterdam!  My friend from NYC, Sander Van Den Bergh picked me up outside the airport in a hot minivan and took me to his family’s stylish apartment on the shores of Noordwijk, approximately 25 minutes from the city.  I had planned to spend the next 5 days in Holland with Sander and my roommate, Sri.  This was to be our European reunion tour following a fantastic Mardi Gras trip back in February.  However, Sri cancelled a week beforehand due to some pending doom in the American financial markets.  Needless to say, we missed her dearly and took liberty in playfully cursing her name throughout the entire trip.

Sun setting on Noordwijk
          Thank God I met Sander when I did.  I thought I knew what to expect from Europe but I really didn’t.  Sander grew up in Indonesia, Venezuela, Germany, England and America.  He’s been to over 50 countries so, yeah, he’s pretty tuned in on how the world works.  Even though his family has always been heading in different directions, they have maintained their apartment in Noordwijk over the past 11 years and you could sense this was a place they could all call home.  We explored the town center by Holland’s favorite method of transportation- the bicycle.  The streets were dominated by beach cruisers and their drivers which varied in all shapes and sizes.  There was a slight breeze coming off the beach so we toured around the neighborhood before gliding into the Pancake House on the esplanade.  We locked our bikes next to the piles of other bikes but I had no fear of it getting stolen.  The Dutch struck me as such happy people! 


Sander taking on the Pancake House


Have you seen my bike?


Vintage bike in Amsterdam


          The next day was filled with Amsterdam, as well as rain.  We parked near the Olympic field house and took the metro into town.  I realized that this was the fourth city I had been to this summer that had hosted the Olympics!  The others were Lake Placid, Calgary and Vancouver.  Cool!  We had a fantastic visit to the Van Gogh museum and a great, albeit morbid, trip to the Anne Frank House.  Sander had been there a million times so he acted as a very thorough tour guide by making me sample the local cuisine.  We had krokets for lunch, which was a popular fried snack food filled with a meat/potato combo- delicious.  We explored the canals throughout the city until we found the infamous red light district.  I couldn’t believe how blatant the window service was!  And I didn’t know they still used actual red lights to indicate someone who was available.  Maybe that was naïve of me though.  I would love to interview those women and figure out how they came to this juncture in their life.  Could there be some noble reasons behind it? 
I am Amsterdam!
Sander disobediently entering the Red Light District unsupervised


          There were hardly any mornings to follow since Sander and I slept til noon just about every day.  Blame it on jet lag, blame it on sleeping in crappy airports…we got some nice rest in and felt no guilt.  Besides some running and biking along the dunes, we were mostly busy taking full advantage of their newly renovated patio that overlooked the beach.  The weather was pretty pleasant so we lounged out there for hours.  We headed to the nearby town of Scheveningen one night and were thrilled to come across a great fireworks display.  This town was much busier than Noordwijk and was home to the longest pier in all of Europe (maybe even the world) as well as the famous Kurhaus Hotel.  We had a couple great days on the beach itself where the distinct colored wind blockers were on display.  We got a soccer ball and kicked around on the beach until our ankles were cut up.  Sand soccer always seems like a good idea but it’s kinda not.  I couldn’t believe the number of father/sons out there playing soccer.  And the dads were so fit! 
Biking the boardwalk




Sander passing an old man on a motorized card




Colorful beach of Noordwijk


A lovely windmill

Biking the dunes
A distinguished Sander taking in the sunset
          Sander and I drove down to Belgium to see his grandfather before we parted ways.  He was heading to Sweden for a few days and I was taking a train to Brugge.  His 87 year old Opa treated us to a generous dinner (and magnificent dessert) and I was so impressed with how well he spoke English.  I felt some anxiety about leaving them the next morning.  I was getting used to the comforts of a home and people I could trust.  Now I was heading back to my solo road abroad and desperately wanted them to come with me!  I needed Sander to order for me in other languages!  Who would I confide with on the horrendous European service?  How was I going to order tap water on my own?  Hopefully someone in Bruges knows the answer.


Here's the link to more pics from The Netherlands:




FOODS I TRIED: Kroket, Mussels, Fristi (pink yogurt drink), Cassis (black currant soda), cranberries, aged cheese, Stroopwaffels, wheat beers, Taksi (pineapple), chicken sate in peanut oil, dutch mayo frietsaus, meat crepe, cranberries, and Sander’s special buttered roll filled with chocolate sprinkles.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Hey BLEEP, were you recently in BLEEP? Because I think you were.

            Continuing on with this recently added segment, I’m going to test your memory from my Australian trip.  I visited Fraser Island where I met a total dork (and creep!) named Andjin from Switzerland.  He was everyone’s nemesis and was dubbed ‘Peter Pan’ due to his constant hands-on-hip stance.  So not only do I have to ask if God would allow me to meet this freak of nature twice during my trip around the world or….


Hey ANDJIN, (I know I denied your Facebook request but) were you recently in THE REYKJAVIK AIRPORT IN ICELAND??  Because I think you were!


THE REAL ANDJIN

THE REAL ANDJIN
 

THE LOOK ALIKE!

Sunday, September 11, 2011

TRENDWATCH: ICELAND

Here's another new segment I'm adding to the blog.  Fashion trends come and go so fast these days.  I'll be keeping you updated with all the latest styles from abroad.


Here’s a woman flying from Iceland to God-knows-where.  This picture was taken at 5:25am so I can only assume that she was perusing her closet around 4:30am when she chose this hot number and said, “Yes.  That is exactly what I would like to fly in today.”  Leather spandex with silver sequence running down the sides paired with open-toed strappy platform heels.  I came so close to wearing the exact same thing- that would have been embarrassing had we been on the same flight.

Friday, September 9, 2011

FRIEND OR FOE FRIDAY!!!

              SO many friends and foes in just 6 short days in Iceland.  Check it out and, for the love of God, leave a comment so I know you're there.  :)

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1)       FRIEND!  That’s ME in a popular Viking winter hat.  C’mon, of course I’m a friend of me.

2)      FRIEND!  This is my good pal Joi that picked me up on the side of the road when it was dumping down rain.  He gave me a ride 300km back to Reykjavik and taught me so much about the Icelandic culture!  I can’t say enough nice things about Joi.

3)      FRIEND!  Shai was the guy I explored the south coast with.  He was a good travel partner and we have plans to reunite when I visit Israel in a couple months. 

4)      FOE!  This is the creepy guy from the Reykjavik airport that asked me to watch his bag and seemed to have a lot of holes in his life story.  I wouldn’t trust this guy with my toothbrush so I reported him to security.

5)      FOE!  This is airport security waking up a backpacker at 3:00am.  As you can see one of the guys is poking him and the second guy is coming over to question me on why I was taking pictures.  Hahaha.  He didn’t appreciate how humorous I found the situation.  They did a better job at waking up innocent backpackers than actually apprehending creeps.  They didn’t do much of a job in tracking down the creep found above.

6)      FRIENDS!  I met had a blast with backpackers Jamie from New Zealand and Jorge from Espana at the geothermic swimming pools.  The guy on the end, Oscar, is the brother of the girl they were couchsurfing with.  We were all very relaxed after 4 hours in the pools.

7)      FRIENDS!  These are the first guys that picked me up when I was hitchhiking.  They were better at driving than keeping their eyes open for the camera!

8)      FRIENDS!  These are the Icelandic locals that I went whitewater rafting with.  Steini and Andri are hoisting up Sven following a very cold day on the water.  Andri is wearing a typical Icelandic wool sweater because even big guys can get chilly.

9)      FOE!  This was the REALLY annoying American I met on the bus from the airport into town.  He insisted on telling me about every country he ever visited and I contemplated suicide.

10)   FRIEND!  This was the really cool American I met on the bus from the airport into town.  I was filled with self-doubt and had some tears welling in my eyes when this guy struck up conversation.  Five minutes later, I was feeling better about the adventure to come.

11)   FRIENDS!  These are the two Canadian hitchhikers, Heather and Zack, that we picked up and drove to Vik.  Here they can be seen skimming rocks at the glaciers in pretty much only clothes they brought with them on the trip.   We were glad to have picked them up- the more, the merrier!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Hey BLEEP, were you recently in BLEEP? Because I think you were.

              This is a new segment I’d like to introduce to the blog!  Consider this a pilot version and feel free to leave feedback.  I’ve definitely seen strangers in my travels that look like people in my life and I’d like to bring them into the limelight.  This guy in Jokulsarlon looks a lot like my friend Oakley Clark who is currently residing in NYC.  Or so I think.  So my question is,

Hey OAKLEY CLARK, were you recently in ICELAND??  Because I think you were.

THE REAL OAKLEY CLARK



THE LOOK-ALIKE

Monday, September 5, 2011

Correction: (N)ICELAND!!

REYKJAVIK, ICELAND
VIK, ICELAND
JOKULSARLON, ICELAND

The next morning I took a shower at Andri’s parents’ place and realized that the water from the taps smelled like sulfur.  I knew the entire country utilized natural geothermic energy to heat its homes but I was surprised to actually smell it through the running faucets.  Luckily I didn’t mind the egg smell but I did have a problem with what it did to my hair!  Yuck- it felt like straw for the entire 6 days I was there.  If I lived in Iceland I would have to shave my head!

Icelandic terrain

I teamed up with Shai again, the 32 year-old from Israel who I had met at my hostel a couple nights before.  He was really nice and worked for Ernst and Young so we exchanged stories from the corporate world.  Shai was travelling alone but felt very much at home here in Iceland.  There was definitely some kind of spiritual connection going on between Iceland and him.  He was loving every bit of the landscape so I was happy to explore the southern region of the country with someone so upbeat!  He picked me up at Andri’s in his AUTOMATIC car and we took off in hopes of finding the town of Vik by nightfall.

Seljalandsfoss
We leisurely made our way down the only real road heading south and just took in the surrounding lava landscape surrounded by TONS and TONS of Icelandic horses grazing among the mountains.  I later found out that what looked like mountains were actually active volcanoes!  There are over 130 volcanoes in Iceland of which 18 have erupted since its settlement.  There are also more waterfalls in Iceland than anywhere else in Europe!  Betcha didn’t know that.  We saw a couple small ones on the way but it wasn’t until we reached Seljalandsfoss that our jaws started dropping.  There was a small hike that actually brought me behind the waterfall and I was able to snap my most favorite picture from Iceland.  The next waterfall was my favorite though- Skogafoss!  It was just massive!  I was jealous of the few people I saw tenting around the edges because that would certainly be a soothing sound to sleep to.  We hiked all around the waterfall and there were some spots that really made me lose my stomach.  I was really high and could just imagine the Earth giving away beneath me!


Skogafoss




Skogafoss

Hiking Skogafoss

Continuing on the theme of Earth giving away, we continued our drive only to find some odd houses that were buried under the land!  The Icelandic people have been known to believe in trolls and gnomes so I could only assume these were their actual homes!  Nah, it turned out they were regular, non-enchanted homes for human beings that were fearful of lava flow and falling volcanic rock and debris so they built their homes underground.  Very cool!

             As we neared Vik, we stopped off at the Black sand beaches of Dyrholaey.   There was a natural bridge that was just begging me to practice my Karate Kid crane kick…so I did.  There weren’t too many beach-goers since it was about 18 C but there were plenty of Puffins in the water.  They were a pretty cute bird and I had never seen a real one but, thanks to American advertising, I could only picture them with a cigarette hanging out of their mouth.  On our way out of the black sand beaches we picked up two hitchikers!  Heather and ?? hailed from Toronto and were backpacking around Iceland for 2 months.  They were living on the extreme essentials, which was amazing to witness.  Their packs were only about 25 lbs each and that included clothes, food, tent, and sleeping bags.  It made me feel like throwing away all excess in my bag that didn’t fit those criteria.  They headed to their campground while we found that every hostel in the modest town of Vik was sold out.  Shai and I paid too much for a hostel that didn’t have internet or linens so we took it out on the hotel down the road by scamming their internet for a couple hours.  I’m pretty sure they were the only building with a light on in the whole town….and we stayed until it went out.
We picked up our hitchhiking friends in the morning and headed for the main event- Jokulsarlon.  The landscape began to shift and the clouds engulfed the mountains.  There was one area where there was a large gap between the volcanic mountains and there was nothing in between them but looming clouds that were somehow simultaneously welcoming and eerie.  It looked like the gates to heaven…or maybe hell…or maybe Mordor!  I hope I never forget that memory in my head.  It was amazing!
Glaciers coming down from between the mountains

Black Sand Beaches

The rest of the trip was filled with glaciers just oozing out between the volcanic mountains.  I can’t believe they were so close to the road.  They were pretty dirty in color but just so omnipresent that my eyes didn’t fixate for long.  Shai loved taking pictures (especially while driving) so he was in Zion.  The four of us arrived in Jokulsarlon where I took notice that every tourist in Iceland wore hiking boots.  This was an adventurous vacation whether you were hiking up glaciers or just watching them float down a river, which is what we did in Jokulsarlon.  The white glaciers took on a magical light blue tint against the water and there was nothing to rival the soothing pace at which they bobbed along toward the sea.  There were a couple of brave sea lions that surfaced around the thick blocks of ice and some even braver tour guides taking people out on motorized rafts.  On our way back to the car, there was a loud crack and we witnessed a glacier split apart and the remaining iceberg made its way down the river in cold pursuit for the ocean.  I don’t know what color shade of blue you can call the Jokulsarlon glaciers but I’d like to see more of it in this world.
Crane kick!

Glacier lagoon- Jokulsarlon
Jokulsarlon
Jokulsarlon

I had hit the end of my time with Shai since he was moving further south and I had to make it back for my 8am flight to Amsterdam the next morning.  The Canadians were also heading in a different direction so we all said our goodbyes and nice-to-meet yous.  I had missed the last bus back to the city of Rekjavik so I knew that I would be hitchhiking my way back.  I had spoken to plenty of people, including the Canadian couple we had picked up, and was told how incredibly safe Iceland was.  According to Sven, with only 300,000 people on the entire island and half of them living in the capital itself, nothing happens.  Ever.  You’d hear about anything that was going to happen before anything could even have a chance to happen.  And the road leading 300km back to the city was full of tourists that would pick up hitchhikers.  So I waited 40 minutes and watched a lot of people make strange faces and gestures that must have meant “I would love to pick you up but, as you can see, I’m not going to.”  Finally two German students stopped and said they could take me about 50km before they had to leave me to find a hostel.  I had waited 40 minutes so I thought this was a pretty good offer since it was at least heading in the right direction.  They thought I was insane for not already being in Reykavik considering my flight left in 15 hours!  I started to worry a little bit when they said that! 
They let me off at a somewhat busy-for-Iceland roundabout and I started running over a bridge to get to a nice spot on the other side where I could look pleasantly desperate enough and people would stop.  Instead clouds swirled in and started dumping down rain…HARD!  I thought this was the worst thing that could have happened but rain actually makes people feel sorry for you!  The next car to pass pulled over and the guy helped me with my bag.  His name was Joi (Icelandic for Joey) and he was AWESOME!  He was 42 years old and was driving back to Reykjavik from his job working on machinery around the southern region.  His working van smelled like my dad’s (oily, machine parts mixed with dirt) so I felt pretty comfortable.  We had an absolutely blast in the 3 hours it took to get to the city bus station.  He had a few kids, a girlfriend, and was just a fantastic guy!  He also thought I was absolutely crazy for leaving such a small margin of error between myself and my destination over 300km away!  He admired my adventurous spirit though and I even posed for a picture to commemorate our trip.  He stopped for me to grab some food, offered me two Coca-Colas, took a detour to show me the country’s geothermic power plant and even mailed a postcard for me.   What a guy!!
I took the last bus to the airport and spent the last night in the airport.  I figured I’d come full circle on my Icelandic trip.  I stayed up most of the night but there was a strange man from ‘Belgium’ but ‘now lived in the south of France’ that asked me to watch his bag while he went somewhere.  I didn’t want to but it was hard to say no.  It was clear he was in the backpackers’ area but I didn’t even know him.  He tried to talk to me around 4:30am and was saying that he was here to visit some girl he met over the internet.  She had come to France and now he was coming here.  But it wasn’t his girlfriend.  When I asked why on Earth she didn’t come to the airport to pick him up he said it was late and she was sleeping.  Then he said that she was a little strange.  And I thought that birds of a feather flock together.  Then he asked me to watch his bag while he got a coffee.  I went up to a couple nearby and gave them a long-winded story about how this guy was weirding me out and would they mind watching me (and my stuff) should I get tired and fall asleep.  They looked at me like I had ten heads and finally said they didn’t understand English.  The weasel came back 5 minutes later with no coffee and tried to tell me that he had drank it quickly.  I got the hell out of there and told some security guards about him.  What a creep!
Finally it was 5am and I was allowed to check in to my flight.  I pulled out my sleeping bag and lied across a few chairs right in front of the gate and slept a bit.  I awoke to some old, grumpy man hitting my feet and swearing at me in German.  I moved but gave him a nasty face as he continued to swear at me to his two friends.  Finally I shot back, ‘I’m right here.  I can hear you.’  He kept saying stuff that I could only assume was ‘no’ so I just kept saying, ‘Yeah.  Yeah.’  So it went back and forth like that for awhile until I blatantly pointed my camera in his face and took a picture for ‘Friend or Foe Friday.’   Haha- I didn’t even care. 
To conclude my trip, I made my way onto the plane and couldn’t wait to shut my eyes for the 2 hour flight.  I found a 13 year old girl in my window seat and her mom in the middle.  I let them know that the seats were wrong but I didn’t mind the aisle.  Then the mom told me she planned to go to the bathroom a lot so she’d be asking me to get up during the flight.  I waited a minute and thought, hells no.  I wanted to sleep.  So I explained that I hadn’t slept much in the airport that night and would like to sit in my original seat.  You would have thought I asked her to cut off her own arm!  She made a big fuss and, once I was in the right seat, asked if everyone was happy!  What a JERK!
Although the trip started with a lot of anxiety and self-doubt, I found my groove thanks to a lot of very nice Icelandic folk.  Yeah, it was pricey but the landscapes and locals made up for it.  Sven, Andri, Steini, Meredith, and Joi turned my 6 days into a very fun and memorable experience.  They were more than kind to me and I can’t thank them enough for a great start to my European trip.  Did you know Iceland is considered Europe?  I didn’t think it was since it’s strangely not in my Europe 2011 guidebook but it is indeed.  Next stop:  Mainland Europe…Amsterdam to be exact.  

Click on this link to see all the other great pictures from Iceland (you don't need a facebook account to view the photos):http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.899343391487.2358770.1611207&l=1b309d96c9&type=1
 
FOODS I TRIED- Skyr, dried fish, Lyfrapylsa (I still think it was dogfood)

Saturday, September 3, 2011

(PR)ICELAND!

REYJKAVIK, ICELAND

The flight to Iceland from Boston was a piece of cake.  It takes longer to drive to NY for Pete's sake!  As the landing gear was coming down, I felt an unfamiliar feeling in my stomach- complete and utter anxiety.  I didn’t want to land.  I was not ready for what waited on the other side of customs.  And I don’t mean ‘not ready’ in the sense that I didn’t have my trip logistics and accommodations planned.  I knew I hadn’t planned any of that.  I mean 'not ready' in terms of mental preparation.  I was unprepared for my head to start racing on where to go, how to go, and when to go.  I didn’t want to worry about my next meal or sleeping arrangement.  My European adventure was beginning and I just wanted to ride the baggage claim carousel until I could wrap my head around it all.
          I made a friend from my flight who was originally from the Ukraine but now lived in Stoneham, MA.  He was visiting Iceland for two weeks in order to workout with other global athletes.  It wasn’t any kind of professional group…just some strong guys that wanted to get stronger in a different country.  It seemed like a long way to go just to do P90X with some strangers but to each his own.  I left him and headed to the tourism booth at the airport.  Here I met the tourism officer, Sven, who turned out to be the most important person I met in Iceland.

Sven was 27 years old and was extremely passionate about cooking.  He loved food and had studied 8 years to become a chef.  The day after graduation, he found out that he had over 135 allergies and would never be allowed to cook again.  Tough break, huh?!  He wallowed for quite a bit of time before making drastic changes in his career.  He now manages the tourism booth at the airport and serves as a part-time hero to people like me.  I found a little corner in his shop where I could sift through the 20 maps, brochures and booklets Sven had thrown at me.  I had arrived at midnight so I thought it was wiser to sleep in the airport rather than walk the foreign streets of Reykjavik alone looking for a hostel.  As I came to find out, I couldn’t even have stayed in a hostel if I wanted to- it was high season and everything was booked.  I wasn't used to this concept- there was always room in Oceania.
              Through Sven’s valiant effort, I was able to solidify a hostel for the next night but was floored by the prices!  It was $45 for a 20 bed hostel with no kitchen.  Iceland should have been called Pr-Iceland!!  This only aggravated my anxiety.  I think Sven took some pity on me because he eventually invited me along for a white water rafting trip two days later with two of his friends.  I could tag along and meet some locals while swallowing lots of ice cold glacier water- cool!  When Sven’s shift was up at 2:30am, I made my way toward the terminals to see what kind of sleeping space I could find.  Low and behold there were about 25 other backpackers up there with the same idea!  I befriended a 19 year old German girl in the bathroom who taught me the lay of the Iceland airport; You were allowed to make yourself comfortable but if you actually fell asleep, security would poke you.  I opened my sleeping bag and made myself “comfortable” on the concrete floor with low expectations for resting.  Anxiety must induce sleep because I woke up at 8:45am to a bustling airport and no other backpackers in sight.  Who sleeps for 6 solid hours on concrete??  And how was I not sore afterwards?
            I took the bus into the city and was still filled with a lot of fear.  I sat next a VERY annoying American who wouldn’t shut up.  His goal was to visit over 100 countries in his life, which he would probably reach on his current trip.  However, he seemed more successful at irritating the crap out of me as he bragged about each one.  Every sentence started with, “Well when I was in Zimbabwe….”  or “You haven’t experienced mussels if you haven’t been to Helsinki…”  or “I found St. Petersburg to be somewhat overrated…”  My nerves were fried by the time I met the next guy who was from Washington.  This guy was my saving grace.  I didn't even catch his name but I felt just a smidge more confident after talking to him for 5 minutes.  He had a kind demeanor that subsided the heavy tears filling up under my eyes.  Thanks, stranger.
            I checked into the Guesthouse Pavi where there were over 20 beds cornered off in a cubicle formation.  Hmm, this was different!  No bunk beds and more privacy than I was expecting.  I regrouped, stared myself down in the mirror for a bit and set out to take on Reykjavik!  I visited the massive organ at the Hallgrimskirkja church but wasn’t impressed with the plain pews and altar.  This was clearly just a warm up for what to expect in the rest of Europe.  I made my way down the charming main strip of Reykjavik before running into a kid named Jamie, who looked familiar from the airport the night before.  He was from New Zealand while his friend Jorge was from Espana.  We all had some cheap eats in a grassy park while an Icelandic band played.  I left them to meet my 2:00 with the Economic Advisor within the US Embassy.  Thanks to a connection through my brother-in-law, Brian, I gained an American contact in Iceland and learned more about the economic developments between America and Iceland.  Meredith Rubin was really nice and even helped me plan the next few days of my trip!
              I walked up to the impressive landmark building of Perlan where I skipped the less than impressive museum and headed straight to the top where the exterior platform overlooked the small city of Reykjavik.  It was pretty nice I guess but only reassured me that the real sights were in the countryside.  I'd have to wait a couple days for that. 
             I met up again with my new backpacker friends and spent the rest of the night in the geothermic swimming pools within the city center.  They had a sick enclosed water slide that shined psychedelic light patterns as you went down.  Needless to say we were cutting kids in line and making human trains all night long!  I walked back to the house they were couchsurfing at and enjoyed some smoked meat (an Icelandic favorite) before walking back to my hostel after sunset (around 11:15pm!)  I had just missed the month of midnight sun.
               I was shocked when I woke up at 9:40 the next morning!  That’s a new hostel record!  With 20 people shifting around in the early hours, it’s unthinkable to sleep that late.  Sven arrived right on time with his two massive friends Andri and Steini (each about 6’5” and 260 lbs) and we all pulled into a gas station for some breakfast on the run.  They insisted that I try skyr, which is just a thicker form of yogurt.  It took some effort to get past the thicker texture and I politely hid my gags.  Back in the car though, they made me try dried fish, which was the seafood version of beef jerky.  It was absolutely disgusting and I didn't hide it!  Then they had me try some other lump of raw meat.  I swear they’re going to sit around in the years to come and say, ‘Remember that time we made that American girl eat dog food and we said it was an Icelandic delicacy?!’  It was so gross.
               Whitewater rafting in the glacial waters in northern Iceland was freaking freezing but definitely thrilling.  The air temperature was about 15 C and the water temperature was only 4 so my only chance of survival was if I stuck the big guys in the front of the raft.  Genius!  They blocked most water from coming into the boat and, more importantly, onto me.  I got through Class III, IV, and IV+ rapids alive but refused to partake in the cliff jumping toward the end of the trip.  I love cliff jumping but I was frozen to the core already.  I really didn’t need my hair to be wet for the next 5 hours thank-you-very-much.  Sven did his best to throw me in the river within the last 45 minutes in the boat.  They were speaking Icelandic to disguise their plan but I knew what was up.  Thank God Andri and Steini have big hearts because I know they could have thrown me in easily.
               We got back around 1am and Andri graciously offered me the spare bedroom in his parents’ apartment!  We had sat next to each in the car for about 3.5 hours, then a bus ride for 45 mins, then a raft for 3 hours, then a bus ride back, and finally a car ride back.  And it wasn’t until we get to his house that he tells me that his parents were actually in Boston visiting his aunt who lives in Rhode Island and he was going to fly over in a few days to meet them!  HOW DO YOU NOT TELL ME THAT EARLIER IN THAT DAY???  I was thrilled to hear about our most recent connection!  Andri was such a nice guy and he even offered me his car for the next day while he was at work.  This is when the story gets good…

So he drove me 45 minutes out to his work and told me that the speedometer was broken so I would just have to keep the RPMs under 3 to stay around the speed limit.  That’s when I looked down and realized I was in trouble- the car was a MANUAL.  I’m female…and American…I don’t drive manual!  I mean, I had done it a few times, so I was FAMILIAR with how it would work but I had no real experience.  I stayed quiet as my mind raced on how the hell I was going to get myself through this.  Andri also told me the door locks were broken so don’t bother locking them or else I may not get them open again.  Oh, oh and the seat adjuster was also broken so it was in a position to accommodate someone of his Viking stature….not mine.  So he rushed into work and I stuffed jackets and a sleeping back behind my back just so I could reach the petals.  I threw it into what looked like reverse and listened to that familiar (and unhealthy) rev of the engine before it stalled out.  I tried again and actually reversed while maintaining control!  YEA!!  Maybe I can figure this out after all.  Nope, three more stalls later I realized that the emergency break was still on.  Three more stalls after that I suspected that I really wasn’t in first gear.  Andri must have heard the stalling because he came out and saw me still in the parking lot.  He admitted that it was hard to find first gear so he got it in there and I successfully zoomed away.  My heart was pounding, my head was racing, my mouth was swearing and my deodorant was working.
I coasted through the stop signs on the deserted ex-American army base, made it through a desolate roundabout and drove about 10 miles on the highway to the famous Blue Lagoon spa.  I missed a turn and found myself stalling out diagonally across the two lane highway as I attempted a 17 point turn.  I was such a failure!  I finally got to the lagoon and picked the farthest parking spot so I would have plenty of room to stall out later.  I was beyond stressed out- this was a nightmare!!  I needed geothermal water and silica mud masks STAT!
                 All the locals that I had met thought I was a fool for paying up for the crowded Blue Lagoon but it undoubtedly lived up to the hype!  The pale blue, milky waters were surrounded by natural volcanic rock and humans of all ages were experiencing what Austin Powers would describe as ‘extreme relaxation’.  I saw a woman with, what looked like, massive amounts of white sunscreen on her face and thought it looked pretty odd.  Then I realized it was the white silica that was available in buckets around the giant pool.  I lathered up and made a beeline for a relaxing corner away from all the people.   Usually one can spot tourists by their clueless meandering and complete disregard for anyone but themselves.  They tear through an area and mumble ‘excuse me’ and ‘sorry’ but never really mean it.  This was no different.  The Blue Lagoon was 100% tourists and I was impressed how the same disregard applied.  When you’re wading through water at a quarter of the speed you walk, you really shouldn’t run into anyone. 
               I ended up randomly meeting Jorge at the lagoon as well as a guy from my hostel, Shai.  I recruited them for my day trip around the Golden Circle and was happy to hear that Jorge knew how to drive stick!!  Praise God, I thought.  It turned out he wasn’t comfortable driving over 40 mph so I ended up driving anyways.  But at least I had a chaperon now!  We made our way out to Geysir (Iceland’s most popular geyser that blows every 5 minutes) and Gulfoss (Europe’s largest waterfall)!  The guys had seen them both the day before but thought it was worth another trip so that really says something about their beauty!  We didn’t make it to Thingvellir which is said to be the world’s first parliament as well as the unique location where the tectonic plates meet in Iceland.  The plates expand about 5cm per year so Iceland is actually getting stretched from east to west! How neat.
                   I had to drop the guys off in the city center, which meant I would be on my own for the 45 minute ride out to the airport to pick up Andri.  I only stalled at two lights and was only laughed at by two cars so I was seeing huge improvement!  I picked up Andri and cooked him a very modest pasta dinner to thank him for his ‘clutch’ hospitality.  He’s a pretty acclaimed chef so I can only assume he was being polite by stomaching my cooking! 
                     I was completely exhausted from my day of manual driving but also felt a great sense of accomplishment.  It was a sink or swim moment and I @#$%ing swam!  I am no longer limited by stick shift and that feels GREAT.  It made me realize that I don’t want to be limited by anything.  What a terrible feeling to have no options or to have to rely on someone else.  I guess that's what this trip is all about and I’m glad I found it along the roads of Iceland!  I wasn’t even looking for it so maybe I was just lucky that it found me.
Blending in at the Perlan exhibit

Sunset: 11:15pm

Steini and Andri- great water-blockers and hosts!

Sunset in Northern Iceland 

Beautiful geothermic water between the Blue Lagoon and my 17-point turn

Blue Lagoon

Totally UNPLANNED!  I was getting my picture taken and BAM! the Geysir went off!

Gulfoss Falls

Sunset on the day I conquered the world...well, maybe just stick shift