Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Who do you think you are starting a blog?

    I'll admit it.  Overall I find blogs to be very narcissistic...so I'll do my best to keep up with everyone else.  Friends have insisted I start this thing so they can follow me on my walk about the world.  They probably won't even read it though.  It was just an alternative to 'we'll keep in touch on facebook' or 'probably won't ever see you again but it's rude to say that'.  Regardless, starting a blog was entirely too easy.  They should have more of a screening process because there aren't that many interesting people out there and one shouldn't be allowed to waste people's time so easily.  But I'm efficient.  So let me get to the point where I waste your time. 


Here's a breakdown of important upcoming dates for me:
March 25th- move my stuff from NYC back from to Saugus, MA
March 27th- Leave for Aruba with 8 wonderful people over the age of 60
April 3rd- Return to NYC to wash clothes and repack
April 4th- Leave for Queenstown, New Zealand
April 23rd- Leave for Sydney, Australia
June 10th- Leave for Boston, MA
June 18th- My brother gets married in Lake Placid, NY (my only commitment for 2011)
July to December- backpack through Europe


If posting a comment, feel free to personalize any of the following:
If i were going on this trip, I would...
New Zealand may not let Kerri in the country because...
Kerri will get sunburned on the __ day.
The Aussie and Kiwi men should be warned that...
NYC won't be the same without Kerri because...
On this trip, Kerri is most likely to
a) lose her passport
b) break her leg
c) become a professional windsurfer
d) shave her head
There is a __% chance that Kerri will fit in her bridesmaid dress in June
True or False: I will get a collect call from Kerri looking for $$


These were all posed to my friends on Friday night at my going away party. A minimum of 3 cosmos is necessary before answering them.

5 comments:

  1. I vote A!!!! -"will lose your passport" but that's not surprising, I want some really fun stories!!

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  2. Shave your head, it worked out really well for Britney Spears!!

    I picked day 1 for the sunburn, did I win???

    Have fun, I'm really jealous!!

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  3. No you didn't win. I waited until day 3 for the sunburn.

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  4. I vote C - professional windsurfer.

    If I am right, there is a 100% chance you will ditch the bridesmaid dress and show up to the wedding in your wetsuit and windsurfing harness. But don't worry, we will pick out some gold shoes that look fantastic with black neoprene. :)

    Have FUN!

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  5. I hope you made a copy of your passport! Don't listen to Glenn!! And NYC will crumble without you there!
    Have fun and stay safe. Don't forget a pretty rock!
    love, MOM

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